Terms Beginning With C
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| Cafeteria - dining facility |
| Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining |
| Car - earth-unfriendly vertically-challenged mode of transport |
| Car Wash Worker - vehicle-appearance specialist |
| Cat - quadruped non-human associate; mouse extermination engineer |
| Censorship - Selective Speech |
| Chair - comfortable elevation device |
| Cheating - Academic Dishonesty; cooperative assignment |
| China - Porcelain |
| Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged |
| Clumsy - uniquely coordinated |
| Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper |
| Computer - machine bearing immense power and fallibility |
| Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged |
| Conservative - reactionary |
| Cook - digestably-delicious-chemical creation specialist |
| Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass; Terminally Inconvenienced |
| Cowardly - Challenge Challenged |
| Cowboy - bovine control officers |
| Crackpot - certified astrological consultant; certified past-life regression hypnotist; certified crystal therapist |
| Crime Rate - street activity index |
| Criminal - unsavory character |
| Criticism - unjust self-esteem reducer |
| Crook - morally (ethically) challenged |
