The Dictionary of Politically Correct terms. A testimony to the absurdness that is Political Correctness.
 
Terms Beginning With D
Dairy - where cows are raped
Dancing - the vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music
Dead - Actuarially Mature; biologically challenged; environmentally correct human; living impaired; metabolically challenged
Deaf - aurally challenged; hearing impaired; Visually Oriented
Delicatessen - Corpse Farm
Demand - propose strongly
Derision - nontraditional praise
Dictionary - helpful word source mechanism
Dirty Old Man - sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Dish Washer - utensil sanitizer
Dishonest - ethically disoriented
Dorm - Residence Hall
Drooling Drunk Idiot - person on floor
Drowning - aquatically challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drunk - in recovery; spacially perplexed
Dumb - cerebrally challenged

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