The Dictionary of Politically Correct terms. A testimony to the absurdness that is Political Correctness.
 
Terms Beginning With P
Panhandler - unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding
Paper bag - processed tree carcass
Perfume - discretionary fragrance
Pervert - person engaged in nontraditional espionage
Perverted - sexually dysfunctional
Pimp - adult recreation coordintaor
Pimp-mobile - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Pissed off - satisfaction deprived
Pizza Delivery Man - food transportation specialist
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Po' - financially inept
Policeman - law inforcement officer
Political - amorally gifted
Poor - economically marginalized; Economically Unprepared; monetarily challenged; financially inept
Postman - letter carrier
Pregnancy - parasitic oppression
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed
Prisoner - client of the correctional system
Prostitute - body entrepreneur; sex care provider
Psychobabble - constructivist feminist psychotherapy
Psychopath - socially misaligned

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