The Dictionary of Politically Correct terms. A testimony to the absurdness that is Political Correctness.
 
Terms Beginning With S
Schizophrenic - personality gifted
Secretary - stationery engineer
Senile Bag o' Bones - Alzheimer's Victim
Serial-Killer - Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Sex - cooperative physical fitness
Sexist - gender biased with niceness deprived overtones
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - altitudinally disadvantaged; vertically challenged
Sighted person - temporarily visually abled
Single - romantically challenged
Sleepy - under-alert
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Slut - female sex addict
Small Breasted - mammary challenged
Smart - cerebrally gifted
Specialist - physician having concentrated on a particular field of tax shelters
Spendthrift - negative saver
Stained - creatively re-dyed
Steward - flight attendant
Stewardess - flight attendant
Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Stoned - Chemically inconvenienced
Structure - impersonal hindrance
Stud - male sex addict
Stupid - intellectually impaired; differently-brained

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